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    Inactive Member ~Genie~'s Avatar
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    Talking

    (04:06:31) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I gave two dollars to a homeless guy and he gave me an empty beer can. it ruled.

    (04:06:53) Xenia : *L

    (04:06:56) Shhhh : Women are like a box of rocks... you don't know why you have it to begin with, you don't know why you keep it around, but for some reason you can't keep your hands off of it!

    (04:08:02) Hondo McCartmeyer : this other time, I fed my rattle snake a pack of bubble gum, and it exploded. I loved it.

    (04:10:23) Hondo McCartmeyer : this other time, I was flashing old women down at the nursing home, and one of them jumped on me and rode me for a block. it was the best.

    (04:11:54) Hondo McCartmeyer : this other time, I punched my father in the face, and he hit me with a toaster. I needed reconstructive surgery on my feet. i was so happy.

    (04:13:15) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I punched myself into a coma outside a 7-11, i couldn't have been more pleased.

    (04:13:40) Xenia : *LMFAO@HONDO

    :13:53) ***Keeper*O(f)* The*Stars*** : *LMMFAOROTFFPIMFP* @ hondo

    (04:13:54) Xenia : i want more HARE

    (04:14:33) ***Keeper*O(f)* The*Stars*** : come on hondo give us more*L*

    (04:14:50) Xenia : right gigs....funny shit

    (04:14:50) .~*mel : *L*....(04:13:15) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I punched myself into a coma outside a 7-11, i couldn't have been more pleased.

    04:14:55) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I shaved my head with a pair of vice grips and it was awesome


    04:15:43) ~Deb~ : Hondo..Honey...Your hurtin..*L*

    (04:16:00) Xenia : i just pissed myself

    (04:16:06) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I was arrested for fondling my genitals in a bank, it was the best time ever

    (04:16:10) .~*mel : *L* too funny

    (04:16:24) Xenia : HODO...TAKE THE STAGE

    (04:16:28) Xenia : HONDO

    (04:16:35) Anthony says to Hondo McCartmeyer: why did you pick the last name McCArtmeyer?


    (04:17:01) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I legally changed my name to Mr. Coffee and everyone beat me up, it sucked

    (04:17:54) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I got caught masturbating in a vat of boiling water at a family reunion, it was so cool

    (04:18:11) Xenia : vat*L

    (04:18:12) KAPP PRIVATELY whispers to ALL: do vegitarians eat animal crackers?

    (04:19:21) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I called my grandmother and kept hanging up on her, then I went over to her house and beat her up for not answering the phone properly, i was so thrilled

    (04:20:26) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I urinated in aisle 3 of a wal-mart, and the manager caught me and threw me out while I was still pissing, i was the happiest guy alive

    (04:21:01) .~*mel says to Hondo McCartmeyer: omg!! *LMAO*

    (04:21:39) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, my teacher said to do a paper on something controversial, so I slept with his wife and videotaped it, and showed it in class for my report. he failed me, and I was on cloud nine

    (04:21:40) ***Keeper*O(f)* The*Stars*** says to Hondo McCartmeyer: *LMMFAOROTFFPIMFP* @ hondo

    (04:21:44) Xenia : hondo..wasnt that some jon wayne movie

    (04:22:04) ***Keeper*O(f)* The*Stars*** says to Xenia: dam, im LMAO @ Hondo

    (04:22:16) Xenia : ur fuckin great....you should be gettin paid for this hondo*LMAO

    (04:22:22) ~Deb~ says to Hondo McCartmeyer: *ROFLMMFAO*

    04:22:44) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I found a picture of my mother getting her wedding dress out of a dumpster, I was so upset that I ran her down with the car, it was so terrific

    (04:22:48) KAPP PRIVATELY whispers to ALL: what sound does a cricket make when its stept on?

    (04:23:15) Xenia : okay...break now hondo....it hurts*ROTFFF

    (04:23:42) Hondo McCartmeyer : this one time, I ran a monkey abortion clinic out of my basement, and I was the busiest guy in town

    *LOL*

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    SERENITY PRAYER FOR THE ONLINE ADDICTx

    God grant me the serenity to accept a server I cannot change, Courage to walk past the computer without turning it on when I'm running late for work, And the wisdom to know the difference between *Come to bed now* (meaning *Let's have some Fun*) and *Come to bed NOW* (meaning That computer has got to GO*)

    *LOL*

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    .............my ribs still hurt from hondo*LMAO

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    wont you listen to me Sam he's a devil not a man and he spreads the burning sand with water......... cool.......... clear.......... water

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    Cool

    who was that guy?? and who is that name he's using??? does anyone know???
    That was, funny...Thank You Genie smile

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    Inactive Member ~Genie~'s Avatar
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    Your welcome mel. I had to copy and paste that shit! *L* I couldnt let someting that funny get by! *L*

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    *LMAO*..Ohh K..NOW..I remember Genie..*L*..

    When you asked me in voice chat if I remembered Hondo being in..It completely slipped my brain!!..NOW!!..I remember..It was funny shit!!..*L*

    Ok..so i'm getting old..What the hell can I say?..Least i'm not Hostboard addicted..*L*

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    .....sssshhhhhh but its dark rev.......
    *tip toes my ass outta here

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    wont you listen to me Sam he's a devil not a man and he spreads the burning sand with water......... cool.......... clear.......... water

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    *kicks it....vbs*

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    Why do I constantly miss the good stuff?

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    Well I'm the Dark Rev and I can tell you that Hondo wasn't me... I was Shhhh...

    My humor leans more towards the sexual side of things rather than the homicidal.

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